Whos there jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
(Knock knock) Who's there? Accident. Accident who? Accident you.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Knock knock. Who's there? Well, I will tell you who's not there: my dad.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Only.
Only who?
Only you make my heart beat fast.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter not tell you.
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you don't open the door?
Knock knock? Who's there? Kanga. Kanga who? Not kangawho, kangaroo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I eat mop.
A-I eat mop who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ahoy Mateys.
Ahoy Mateys who?
Ahoy mateys, balls fit in your mouth? LOLOLOLOLOLOL