"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.