"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Whos There Jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."
Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.
Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
Knock, knock. Who's there? You're adopted.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.
Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
Knock knock.
Who's there? Discord server.
Discord server who?
This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
*Knock Knock* Who's there? Social Services...
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Lalicks your balls.
