Whos there

Whos There Jokes

9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.

Site

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Stop.

Stop who?

Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!

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  • Bedtime

    Joke 1# "Knock, knock." Who's there? "Pastur." Pastur who? "Past ur bedtime."

    Joke 2# Why does a slug always win a race? Because its components always stop for a break.

    Joke 3# Your momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale it said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number."

    Mom

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Your mom.

    Fuck you you rwind my life.

    Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the retard's house.

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    The chicken.

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  • Susie

    Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

    Why could she not get back up? Because she had no friends.

    Knock knock? Who's there? Not Susie...

    Jesus

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Jesus.

    Jesus who?

    Jesus Christ, open the door!

    Dog

    Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Ken.

    Ken who?

    Can you walk the dog for me?

    Discord server

    Knock knock.

    Who's there? Discord server.

    Discord server who?

    This server is dead, bye bitches, I got better things to do than watch you sit here and type like a sloth.

    Cow

    "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"