Whos there jokes
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Not your dad?"
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My I.
May I who?
May I put this pussy on your mouth?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jerk.
Jerk who?
This website who!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
Pete: Knock, knock...
Paul: Who's there?
Pete: Boo...
Paul: Boo who?
Pete: Don't cry, it was only a joke!
Paul: I'm going to cry! It was such a bad joke!!!
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Urmom.
Knock knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you, that is who.
Today I told my sis, "Knock knock."
She said, "Who's there?"
I said, "I Eat eat my mop."
She said, "I eat mop poo instead of who."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ligma.
Ligma who?
Ligma balls!
Knock knock. Who's there? Child. Child who? Child Millissa!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
Knock knock. Who's there? Bad joke.
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?