Whos there jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay guy's house. Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
"Knock knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Depression"
"Depression wh-"
ME!! *runs away*
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abajo.
Abajo who?
I have abajo of water with me.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Duh!"
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
My penis.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dyslexic.
Dyslexic who?
You.
I have a great job for you, but you have to start it off...
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
I don't know?!?
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"John."
"John who?"
John broke down into tears as his Mother's Alzheimer's had gotten progressively worse.
Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
Why did Sarah call off the swing? Because she has no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???