Whore jokes

A guy is sitting at a bar when a drunk man walks up to him, calling his mom a whore. The guy just ignores it and stays in his spot drinking his beer. An hour goes by and the drunk man comes back saying, "Your mom is a whore!" The guy sitting looks around the bar, sees people staring and says, "Don't worry, everything is cool here," and shrugs it off. After a few more shots, the drunk man walks up a third time and says, "Your mom... is such... a whore!" The guy finally gets mad, throws his fist on the table and says, "You know what? Go home Dad!"

I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.

Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"

Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"

Oh, fuckshit, bitch, damn cocksucker.

Pussy, asshole, cunt.

Mother fuckin' dirty whore, shat onto my lunch.

Pisscunt, damn bitch, suck my dick.

Jesus Harold Christ!

Shit bitch, cocksucker, Goddamn motherfucker, pussy, asshole cunt!

Why are a majority of rape allegations false?

Because whores like to cry wolf.

Abortions are a way for whores to dodge accountability.

Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?

Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!

Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!

Gina: Hmmm...

Gina: Wanna???

Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!

Bully 🖐🏻🍑

Gina😊

Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.

I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.

I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!

If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?

Non-profit wh*reganisation.

Words that have "ho" in them:

Thot

Whore

Asshole

Horrible

Horena (my ex gf)

Jack and Jill went up the hill each with $20. Jill came down with $40. Fucking whore!!!!

Want to hear a joke about prostitution?

Never mind, it's whoreable :)