Whore jokes
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
I'm gonna make a documentary about meth-addicted prostitutes.
I think I'll call it "Whores on Ice."
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
What is the difference between whores and nuns?
Nuns usually discover their own chosen vocation. Whores usually have their vocation chosen by pimps.
1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,
5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
What do you call a woman who sleeps with multiple men?
A whore.
Burn witches and stone whores.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims, they went through 72 stories in less than 10 seconds.
symple: Why did you include me in this fuckery?
symple: And why the fuck am I the profile picture?
angela: Because you are the thot of the group.
symple: Well it takes one to know one.
symple: Aren't Thot jokes just "whore'able?"
angela: FUCK OFF!
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
Why does rapeboat like going to the dog shelter? It's cheaper than a whore house.
Las Vegas has a new 550-foot-tall Ferris wheel, hoping to gain tourists.
What’s already gaining “tourists”? Whores.
Abortions are a way for whores to dodge accountability.
Addicted, what did the drug dealer say to the dopewhore?
"Damn whore, you're not that addicted when you spread your legs open for any man. No wonder weed is more addicted than yo ass." Lol