Potion jokes

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

What do you call the worst feeling ever?

Drinking Big before Mini. :)

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.

Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.