Potion jokes

You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!

What do you call the worst feeling ever?

Drinking Big before Mini. :)

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking Fanta make you fantastic?

Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.