Car theft jokes

A guy stole my car last night. Before dialing 911 I thought, "Fuck it. Let him explain the dead bodies in the trunk."

What do you call a Japanese car thief?

Tommy took a motor.

So, my kid took my car. He crashed it off a bridge. I miss it, but it's going to have my car.

How did black people learn to steal sports cars?

By playing GTA nonstop.

A robber robbed a bank and ran into the road and got hit by a car.

The cops said to him, "That's CARma for you!"