White jokes
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.
What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
What's white and rhymes with Dre? Eminem.
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
Q: What's black, white, and Asian?
A: A panda!
Pedophile: You dropped your candy.
Girl: Thanks!
Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.
Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?
Girl: How far is your house?
Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.
Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?
Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.
Girl:.... Sure! :P
Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
What's black and white and red all over?
A massacre at a funeral.