White jokes
Kid: "Mom, what happened to Jim?"
Mom: "He got inside a white van."
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
Men, get into the kitchen and make me a sandwich!
Women, go chop some lumber!
White people, get back into the cotton fields!
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
What is black and white and is dead?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit."