White Jokes

One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.

One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"

The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"

His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"

Q: What's black, white, and Asian?

A: A panda!

Pedophile: You dropped your candy.

Girl: Thanks!

Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.

Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?

Girl: How far is your house?

Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.

Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?

Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.

Girl:.... Sure! :P

Audience:.........Dumbass girl.

What is black, white, and red all over?

My third wife.

What's black and white and red all over? A massacre at a funeral.

What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?

Barack Obama.

Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?

White Castle.

What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

What did the white girl say to the black girl?

"Where's the back?"

Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."

What do you call a pool full of white people?

Kix.

How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.

Why do pills work?

Because they are white.

What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.

I hate snow. It's white and on my land.

What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?

The redneck virgin.

What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”

Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.