What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit."
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
Whats red white and blue, and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion
What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.
How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.
How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.
What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
What do you call a white man in court?
SUPERIOR!
What's Hitler's favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card?
BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.
What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
