What do you call a white girl at Starbucks?
At home.
White Jokes
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
I saw a yellow bus and I knew that some-ting was wrong.
The bus was white.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
There's four people on a roof: a Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. The Asian also walks over to the ledge and says, "This is for my people," and jumps off. Then, the black guy walks over to the edge and says, "This is for my people," and pushes the white guy off.
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
What do you call a bus full of white people?
A TWINKiE!!!
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.
What's all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender.
What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit."
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton, and you're still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work?"
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag?
A 9mm.
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
