What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit."
Q:What is red white and blue and fun to watch? A: a cop car rolling over after tryong to catch for speeding
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton and you still trying to tell me she ain't got no job cause she "can't get a ride to work "
whats black white and read all over?
a zebra after a lion is full
What did the white kid pull out of his bookbag? A 9mm
What’s twelve inches and white?
Nothing
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin King jr?There was none it was all white!
Whats red white and blue, and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion
what shoes do pedofiles wear? White vans. How do pedofiles fit in? They force it to go in. How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedofile comes in. What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"
what would MLK junior be if he was white.........alive
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator? A box of crackers.
What do you call a white man in court??
SUPERIOR!!!!!!
What’s black, white, and red? A nun that fell down a 100 flight of stairs.
What’s black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her!
whats white and rhymes with dre? eminem.
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer. One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. ̈I will go ask God! ̈ So, he asks God, and God chuckles. ̈You are what you are! ̈ The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, ̈What is wrong? ̈ The zebra answers, ̈Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied ́You are what you are! ́ ̈ His friend says, ̈Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said ́You is what you is! ́
Q:What black, white and Asian? A: A Panda...
Pedophile: You dropped your candy. Girl: Thanks! Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy. Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one? Girl: How far is your house? Pedophile: Its that white one right over there. Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster? Pedophile: Yep its that one. Girl:.... Sure! :P Audience:.........Dumbass girl.
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
What's black and white and red all over? A massacre at a funeral.
