White jokes
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
What's black and white and red all over?
A massacre at a funeral.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
What did the white girl say to the black girl?
"Where's the back?"
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
I hate snow. It's white and on my land.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
Mosely in a white van.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Where do you find white people on a bench?
- The NBA.