Wheres jokes
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
Kids- it's time for Dora.
Kids- YAY!
Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.
Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?
Kids- Where's Dora?
Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.
Kids- Poor Dora.
Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper - AH MAN!!
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A house has a crack. A guy covers it with Plaster of Paris.\n\nHouse: "Where the heck am I supposed to do my shit now?"
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Where do orphans shop for home appliances?
"Where do young trees go to learn?"
"Elementree school."
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
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Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"