Dad: Son, I came back.
Son: Where is the milk?
Dad: Time for another 10 years.
Wheres Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
My sister: See you at home in about an hour.
Me: Okay.
My sister: Sister, where are you? *She looks out the window.*
Me: Sis, I'm here, can't you see me?
Sister: OMG, she's dead!
Me: Yeah, I know, but can't you see me?
Where is Australia?
Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!
"Prince, where are you?"
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
Where is this pic of me in my bra?
