Wheres jokes
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
Memes
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
One day, the milkman came to drop off milk.
The boy asked the milkman, "Do you know where my dad is?"
The milkman replies, "I am your dad," then runs off like Batman!
Alya and freshfry wondering where the hell Alex is!
What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"