Wheres jokes

My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.

At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"

What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"

Where is the best place to eat tacos?

In the Gulp of Mexico.

Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.

There are women's support groups, but where are men's support groups?

Dad: Son, I came back.

Son: Where is the milk?

Dad: Time for another 10 years.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.

Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.

Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.

So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?

You wonder where my dad is.

Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!

I think our destination is under there.

Under where?

Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”

What does Joyce from the show "Stranger Things" say when she has a flat tire? "Wheil, wheil, wheres wheil?"

I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!

Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?

Their parents.