Wheres jokes
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"
One day you were at the store and you see you in a cart, and so you get out, and it was a mirror. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Lol
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
What did one orphan say to another? Where's your home?
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
Friend 1: *turns off lights*
Friend 2: *is there with us*
Me: Woah! Where did friend 2 go?!
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
Where did the mouse go?
To the mouse-um!
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
Q: What did the sign say on the whore house?
A: Beat it, we're closed.
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.