Wheres jokes
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
I asked my mother about her mom.
She said she was in a better place. After that, I asked her where that place is. She didn't know, so I sent her to a better place.
My sister asked where is my book.... me: "itti badi nak hai gufa jaisi dhund us mei."
Where was your mom last night? In the man club?
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
I was at my lecture at Oxford. Professor Albert Pessistein was leading the lecture, teaching us new equations. I asked where I can find a drink, due to my dying of thirst. He said, “big games my friend.”
He then proceeded to teach us, “The greater the Big games, the higher the Bottling!”
Where do rabbits sleep?
In the junkyard outside.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
What is an owl that wears armor?
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
When they were going around giving out brains and you thought they were saying "train," so you said, "No thanks, I’ll take the next one!" 🤣
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
Q: Where does a one-legged waitress work?
A: IHOP.
If you are wondering where the dog went, I don't know. Maybe he went barking around.
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"