God, aka Mr. Universe said he was God's gift to this earth, but where is he?
A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"
Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
There's women's support groups but where are men's support groups
Prince where are you?
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
"Yo, Gabriella, any idea where our other friends are?"
When you're in the war and you die and say to God, "Where is the gulag?"
Why can’t orphans go to the hospital? The front desk always asks, “Where are your parents?”
So, if there is a 7-Eleven and a 911, where's 811?
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
Well, a lock and a key were going on vacation, but the key said, "Help me, I'm stuck!" and then the lock said, "I think I am in lock-shary."
