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Dad

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

Mom

When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

Cow

Where does a cow take his date?

Answer: To the moooooovies!

Jenga

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Orphanage

The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"

Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."

Trash

My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."

Plane

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

Orphan

Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!

Me: Where are they?

Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄

Orphan

A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"

The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

The man said, "Your parents."

Nun

Two nuns in a bathtub.

One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"

The other nun says, "It sure does."

Funeral

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

Question

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

Orphan

Orphan: Where are my parents?

God: New York City.

Orphan: But they used to live in China.

Orphan

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

Parking Lot

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

Kid

Kid: Dad, where do you work?

Dad: I.C.U.P.

Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.