Wheres jokes

"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

Three men walk into a bar. The 1st says, "Hey, how's it going?" The 2nd one says, "Great!" But then the 3rd man says, "Hello, where did my wife go? I swear she was just here!" What happened to the 3rd guy's wife?

One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.

When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.

Where does a cow take his date?

Answer: To the moooooovies!

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"

Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."

My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."

Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?

They were all family sized.

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.

Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!

Me: Where are they?

Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄

A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"

The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

The man said, "Your parents."

Two nuns in a bathtub.

One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"

The other nun says, "It sure does."

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

Orphan: Where are my parents?

God: New York City.

Orphan: But they used to live in China.