Wheres jokes

"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝

Where did the king hide his armies?

In his sleevies.

Worst joke ever.

So, Dad is teaching his 8-year-old son about the planets and said, "This is Uranus." Then the 5-year-old son says, "Where is my anus?"

We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"

Orphan: Where are my parents?

God: New York City.

Orphan: But they used to live in China.

How to Make an Orphan cry

Step 1: Talk about Home.

Step 2: Ask them where their parents are.

Step 3: Say, "Bye Bye," and push them in the Batmobile!

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

Do you ever get that feeling where you're just going through a school parking lot, then you realize that there are no parking lots?

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

I saw a small kid crying, so I asked him, "Where's your mom?" but he started crying, so I left the funeral. 🙂🙂

"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."

The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"

Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."

A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"

The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

The man said, "Your parents."

My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."

Where does a cow take his date?

Answer: To the moooooovies!

Two nuns in a bathtub.

One nun asks, "Where's the soap?"

The other nun says, "It sure does."

Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?

They were all family sized.

My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

"Go back to Party City, where you belong!" — Phi Phi O’Hara, RuPaul’s Drag Race.