If tim goes to heavan and tom goes to hell, where does tam go? up ur ass
2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger
what where Stephen hawkings last words
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb2jGy76v0Y
Why didn’t Harry Potter use the chamber to teach Dumbledores army?
Because at one point poisonous gases where put in it
Where do pencils go on holiday?
Pencilvania! (Pennsylvania)
Whats the best thing about been a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $30." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be? In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. 😢
Where you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen
You know the stupid trend where people say it’s ok to be overly obese? Healthy even? That you should take pride in it? Which idiots started that movement? Well. We know one thing for sure. They were obviously members of a wider community.
So here’s Uranus where’s my anus
Why can’t orphans build computers?
They don’t know where to put the motherboard
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball? Because he didn’t know where home was
Where did the mushroom kill himself
In the mushroom
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree In between Christmas two and Christmas four 😉😂😂
I'm late for my interview! Do you know where the nearest sex offender registry is?
Susie was in her mother's room one night. As her mother was getting ready for bed. She had slipped off her blouse, her boobs plum and perky. Susie had asked what are those and will i get them? Her mother had said they were boobs and she would grow some in a few year's. Her mother told susie to find her father and say goodnight. So susie left, headed down the hall to the bathroom where her father was showering . Susie knocked on the door, he said come in. He had moved the shower curtain over just a bit. Susie said she loved him, and then seen her father's dick. Shocked, susie asked her father what that was and if she would get one. Her father said it was a dick, he said susie would get it after her mother went to bed .
Where do terrorists go for a drink? At the Allahu-ak Bar
Why where the twin towers workers disappointed because they ordered a ham and cheese but all they got was a plane
Why are orphans so successful When they where told to go big or go home they only had one option
