Wheres jokes
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.
A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.
One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
Memes
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?
"Where are the kids?"
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?”
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
A kid asks Trump:
Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"
Trump: "There they are, bud!"
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.