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Orphan

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Furniture

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?

Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker đź–• that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.

Food

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

Memes

Pizzeria

"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."

Orphanage

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

Allergy

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

Taco

Say this when you answer a spam call...

"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."

Funeral Home

(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?

Crash

Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?

He's all right now.

Minefield

Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.

That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.

Sheep

A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."

Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."

Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."

Orphan

Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.

Guy: Where are they then?

Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].