Wheres jokes
Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?
Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.
Guy 1: Don't you?
Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.
Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#
**Meow...**
Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3
This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
Memes
Were you born on the streets? Because that's where most accidents happen.
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
Where did George go?
Washington, D.C.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"