Wheres jokes
My future is so bright, I need a flashlight to see where I'm going.
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and was thinking to myself, "Where the f*ck is my roof?"
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?
Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Where's the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
"Nining leven BITCH. I don't know how to spell, but it's that shit where the planes flew into them towers."
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
Where do all orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
Where do sheep go to shop? Shears.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Where can you find the freshest vegetables? A school for the disabled!
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.