Wheres jokes

Q: What did I find on my son's search history?

A: Where is the nearest gun shop?

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jill could whack off Jack. Jill yelled out, "Jack, where is your sack?"

Said, "I'm not Jack, I'm your friend Nancy."

Guy 1: Why is my cat so angry?

Guy 2: Because she wants to eat your big sausage.

Guy 1: Don't you?

Guy 2: Yeah, it seems delicious.

Guy 1: Mmm, so... w-wait what are you doing? I didn't think you meant the one in my lunch :< Where are you leaving #_#

**Meow...**

Guy 1: Shut up, I will never feed you this sausage. It's not for you :< -_- </3

Kermit the Frog and Fozzie Bear were having a picnic.

Fozzie said, "Do you know where Ms. Piggy is? I haven't seen her all day."

Kermit said, "I don't know, but this extra bacon cheeseburger sure tastes great."

Why don't orphans like getting lost?

Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"

You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”

Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?

Everywhere.

Son: Dad, where are you?

Dad: Getting another one.

Son: Getting what?

Dad: Dad.

Mom, where are we going?

To your grandma's funeral.

Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.

Where do orphans shop?

Home Bargains.

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

A kid asks Trump:

Kid: "Where are the confidential files?"

Trump: "There they are, bud!"

Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.

Where would the next Formula race happen?

Answer: On your flat chest.

I saw a man. I saw another man. And I saw another. Where am I? Comment below.

A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.

One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”

An emo girl dyed her hair red.

Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.

Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?

A: It's already done for you.

I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.

A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"

What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?

"Where are the kids?"