Me: "Cya"
Mom: "Where ya going?"
Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."
Mum: ...
Wheres Jokes
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?
He's all right now.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.
Guy: Where are they then?
Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].
Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
