Wheres jokes

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."

Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."

Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."

Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

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"Hi, this is Pete's pizzeria and abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce."

What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?

Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.

One day, a man visited an orphanage.

Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"

The kid cries even harder.

Where do orphans shop?

Home Bargains.

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

Where do surfers go to school?

Boarding school.

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

Where did Holly go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?

Where do you find an orphan? Just look for your mum.

Where did the king put his armies?

In his sleevies.

Orphan: My mommy and daddy love me.

Guy: Where are they then?

Orphan: In the eternal depths of [hell].

"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"

Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.