Where do Santa send his childrens to study? The Elf-phabets
where do dogs go when there tales fall of?
to the retail store
Where do you go when steveb hawkins dies?... Microsoft
Where do religious kids practice sports in the prayground
There was a Cowboy riding in an desert when he saw a little girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her "Hey what's going on ? Why do you cry ? Where are your parents ? What happened ?". The girl said under an crying sad voice "The indians came, killed my father and my mother and raped my sister." The Cowboy just laughed unlocked his belt and put his trousers down and said "Guess it isn't your day is it".
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told me friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him too. Confused my friend asked me what it was. I told him "The Sandyhook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
*A man walks into a library* Man: Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide? Librarian: Do you know about our return policy? Suicidal Man: ... Librarian: ... The Woman checking out a book: WHAT THE FUCK?
Why cant orphans play baseball? because they don't know where home is.....
Mom: son where is my condoms son: what are condoms DAD: she puts it on me and the sandwich son: wait why did my girlfriend come over and take one dad: um I don't know but go to bed son: but it's 2:46pm in the afternoon bruh
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare
Bunny hare
Where do depressed people got to eat
Suicide sonic
Where can a male and female rabbit make love at? The rabbit house or the rabbit hole?
Where do rabbits take baths and wash their asses?
kid:dad what happen to the kid napper. dad:he had a nap Kid:where is he now dad:HELL
Person: Where's your mom and dad?
Orphan: :(
Where do Eagles send their childrens to study? The Alpha birds
daughter:where was i born Dad:Alabama daughter :that is nice mum:We have never been to Alabama Dad:RUN
Where did Alice go during the explosion?
Everywhere
Where do leg amputees go to buy a car?
IHOP
