When jokes

A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.

Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.

When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂

A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"

When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.

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These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.

Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.

Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)

Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!

A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel, and when all of a sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says, "Father, what is that?" He says, "This, sister, is the wand of life." The nun says, "Good, now go stick it in that camel's ass and let’s get the hell out of here!"

Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a water bed they gave her the Pacific Ocean.

How do you know when a football player has been to jail?

When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.

I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.

When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"

What did the Mexican man say when his house fell on him?

"Get off me homes."

I walked into a room full of men masturbating. They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.

What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?

RC-XD incoming.

Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.

My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.

Today, I dreamt about giving head to Johnny Depp.

Then I woke up and realized that I forgot to roll my windows up when passing through the New Jersey Turnpike.

I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.

When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.

I hate it when disabled people get bullied...

... because they can't stand up for themselves.

What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?

When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."