When jokes
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
When does a computer function best? When it listens to its motherboard.
What comment did the United States Senator Kamla Harris make when one of her 64% blue dog democrat constituents called her incompetent?
"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits!"
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?
Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Yo life got no meaning, just like your dad when he left. Like if it's a good one.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
What does a depressed person say when they're happy?
"..."
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"