When jokes
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...
What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?
"An RC-XD!"
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
When do cows moo? Moosday.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
There was once a small earthquake, but when I got outside, I realized my brother was still stuck inside. When I told my mom, she just said, "It doesn't matter, you're my favorite anyway!"
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*