When jokes

Roses are red. Violets are blue, when a sumo saw you, he peed his pants.

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale, the scale said, "I'm trying to get your weight, not your phone number!"

You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?

"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"

Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣

You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.

When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.

And then Mark came in.

I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.

I got jealous when my phone died.

When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!

When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"

What did the soldier say when he saw a terrorist in a wheelchair?

"An RC-XD!"

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

When God had to take a shit from making a good wife, you pasted between his ass cheeks...

That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.

When do cows moo? Moosday.