When jokes
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street when all of a sudden, Paddy falls down a manhole. Murphy shouts down, "Paddy, is it dark down there?"
Paddy shouts up, "Dunno Murphy, I crnt see a fecking thing!"
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
You know that your grades are bad when you get a 66% on a test and your grade goes up.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
Your mamma is so fat that she saved me a lot of money by sitting in my car when I wanted to buy a low rider.
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
What does a car have when it's very itchy?
A road rash.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.