When jokes
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
What do you call it when you see nothing but pants? Brief psychotic disorder!
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
When your plane heads for New York...
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
What happens when you have a bladder infection? You're in trouble!
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.
What does a gun and gum have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.
Yo mama is so fat that she is not wrong when she says the world revolves around her.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.