When jokes

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

I am sure this was the type of economy Judas Iscariot was in when he betrayed Jesus.

When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.

The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.

Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?

A: His lips move.

Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?

A: When they are falling from their balcony.

What happens when the Freedom Towers got hit? They step in Ground Zero.

When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.

When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged. He holds up the phone, and money falls out.

What does a gun and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

When your plane heads for New York...

Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.

That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.

Me when the your, uh, uhhhh, when your me when the your, uhhh, uhhhhh, mom.

You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.

Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.

But at least lemonade came out!

What's the difference between an emo kid and an apple?

One hits the ground when they fall from the tree.

Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.