When jokes

Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.

Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?

Rip Van Tinkle.

Where did Sally go when she went in the minefield?

Everywhere.

Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?

Only when they file jointly.

Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...

SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!

What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?

Can't elope.

Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.

When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!

When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩

When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor!"

What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?

The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.

The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.

What did the duck do when he crossed the road?

The duck jumped into a pool of ant piles! 💀💀

Damn boy, you must be Nick Cannon because you don’t know when or how to stop.

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.

What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.

I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.

I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.

I hate it when you say your life is a joke because a joke actually has meaning.

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Gock gock gock ghghghkghlhglhglhk.