When jokes
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
Yo mama so hairy that when she go to the hair salon they say, "No pets allowed."
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's head when it hits the windshield?
Its butt.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
Yo mama so fat when she asked for a bathtub, they put a blanket over an ocean!
What did the stop sign say to the street sign when he couldn't read a map?
"Can you give me some pointers?"
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."
What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?
Nothing, it just waved.
When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
When your grandma says she's rusty but still manages to teach you.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
When is a piece of wood made king?
When it's a ruler.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"
How bad is explosive diarrhea when a Muslim has it? Because my Chipotle blew up yesterday.