When jokes
Why do they call them apartments when they are together?
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
What do bubbles get when they’re sick?
The suds.
What's the difference between a baby and a pizza?
One does not crow when you put it in an oven.
I don't ever really bother women, but when I do, I usually just want to talk. I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that's not a 10 or a 5, I get shutdown so fast. I put out lit candles...like damn, I thought I hid my ring.
A delivery service called “Ross Deliveries” was known to be the best in town. They never got anything wrong. One day, Rachelle got a delivery, but when it arrived, it was all broken! How is this possible?
I never said which delivery service she used. Lol.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at a hospital?
Reload and keep shooting.
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
Why were people sad when John F. Kennedy got shot? All he got was head.
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!