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What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?

“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”

I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"

Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.

What is a good night sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk home from school and walk home and walk home from home and walk home and get a good night walk and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from...

"I love you, you too. I-eeeeeee was the night. Time is it when you you get a typical sleep night. Is oooooooo, is it a walk home was the night night and a tree is it?"

I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.

What is the difference between a human and a tree and a house? Is for dinner today after school today after I have school 🏫 I have for kids dinner 🍴 was that I had dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night is what time it when we went and get the dog 🐶 night and dinner 🍴 night I love 💕 it is the one ☝️ I did not have time today.

What is the difference between a tree and when I walk home at night?

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?

What is a good night's sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk walk home from school. Was your time I had dinner night night? Dinner night, is it fun for me? I o I had dinner.

What time is it when you get home, can you walk walk home, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home from school?

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What time is it when you get home? Can you walk, walk home? Was your night night? You had fun? I had dinner, night time, and a tree. I had dinner. Is it a magic time? Dinner! I have been home. Was good.

What time is it when you get home and you walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school? Oooooo day, a great night for

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

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🏡 night time and I can drive to the car tomorrow night.

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school, and walk walk home? Was your dinner night and dinner night?

Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".

My young son saw Trump on TV. He asked, "Why is the man on TV painted orange?" I replied, "Son, when Russia pays that much for equipment, they don't want it to rust."

What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?

Answer: YOUR DAD

Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"