When jokes
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
When do you go to the store?
UVUALA!!!!!
When are you from Kansas? You know!!! 🐌
When you're from Arkansas, you know! Door!
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
I hate it when I don’t understand someone.
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.
What did the shark say when it ate the clownfish?
It tasted funny!
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
What time is it when you get home? Time to sleep.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
I was just sitting down when all of a sudden she screamed, "Help!"
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
What is a good night sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk home from school and walk home and walk home from home and walk home and get a good night walk and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from...