Wheelchair jokes
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
Beatles
Are cool.
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
A 90 year old man takes a Viagra.
Strips off naked, lies down in an alley way. Three chicks walk on by: a blond, a brunette, and a red head.
The red head said, "I'm not letting that go to waste," so she strips off and rides him. When she's finished,
The brunette then strips off naked and rides him. The blond's now worried because she just got her period. The red head sez, "He's dead. Don't let it go to waste," so she strips off naked and rides him. Then he wakes up. He then says, "Wow, two jump starts and a blood transfusion. I'm good to go!"
W ffseetyhggghjoi.
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...