Wheelchair jokes
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
A person with a wheelchair and a football, then they are Rocket League.
Did you know the Alabama Crimson Tide University has the most handicapped people? You know their motto, "Roll Tide."
Did you hear about the car that turned into a wheelchair?
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
Penis.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A roamin' Catholic.
How come you never see a gay person in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to be a fruit, when you’re already a vegetable.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that walks into a fire?
Hot Wheels.
If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.