Wheelchair jokes
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
Beatles
Are cool.
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
A 90 year old man takes a Viagra.
Strips off naked, lies down in an alley way. Three chicks walk on by: a blond, a brunette, and a red head.
The red head said, "I'm not letting that go to waste," so she strips off and rides him. When she's finished,
The brunette then strips off naked and rides him. The blond's now worried because she just got her period. The red head sez, "He's dead. Don't let it go to waste," so she strips off naked and rides him. Then he wakes up. He then says, "Wow, two jump starts and a blood transfusion. I'm good to go!"
W ffseetyhggghjoi.
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?
Women are gay.
"Wheelchair" - HAHA!
What is a carrot's favorite shop?
The wheelchair store.
Why couldn’t wheelchair Harry Potter go to Hogwarts?
They had no wheelchair ramps or elevators...
Q: What is the hardest part of a cabbage?
A: Wheelchair.
Why did the disabled chicken cross the road?
To get its wheelchair!
What time is it when you cannot walk? Time to get a wheelchair 🦽.
What did a magic house 🏠 do?
Make someone in a wheelchair.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.