Wheelchair jokes
My friend said she wanted to fly, so I pushed her off a building.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair with a gun? A rxd.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, but a human cannot fly.
There's an old lady doing gardening every year. Nothing grows. She goes to the man who lives next door. She says, "How do you get your tomatoes so big and red?" He tells her, "You show them your privates at night time." So she leaves. That night later, she goes outside and shows the garden her privates. The next day she's got zucchinis a meter long!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
You're so lucky bullies don't have a chance to push you around anymore?
They'll get theirs when they're in a wheelchair?
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
Why did my mother buy me a Honda? She knows I can't move, so she pushed my wheelchair with me in it into the ocean. I survived just by a second, but a shark got my wheelchair, fucking bitch.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
What is the difference between a human and a human being in a wheelchair?
Beatles
Are cool.
People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
What is Riley Brown's favorite game? Tipping over people in wheelchairs.
A blind comedian walks into a room, or did he? Dun, dun, dun!
A 90 year old man takes a Viagra.
Strips off naked, lies down in an alley way. Three chicks walk on by: a blond, a brunette, and a red head.
The red head said, "I'm not letting that go to waste," so she strips off and rides him. When she's finished,
The brunette then strips off naked and rides him. The blond's now worried because she just got her period. The red head sez, "He's dead. Don't let it go to waste," so she strips off naked and rides him. Then he wakes up. He then says, "Wow, two jump starts and a blood transfusion. I'm good to go!"
W ffseetyhggghjoi.
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?