Wheelchair jokes
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
When a wheelchair kid bends over, wheelchair kid goes “ohhahahhahhahahahahal!”
Why can't Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
'Cause he'd walk up the stairs!
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
How do they execute paraplegics?
With the electric wheelchair.
My gf dumped me, so I took her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
What do you call a wheelchair user in a fire?
Hot Wheels.
A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?