Wheelchair jokes
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
Yo mama is so fat that her wheelchair had to be made into a couch!
I threw a kid in a wheelchair into a fire... I called him hot wheels.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
What's the difference between an office worker and a vegetable?
They both sit in "wheelchairs," but only one can get out of it.
I bought my son a trampoline. That little a**hole stayed in his wheelchair the whole day.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the power point/modem.
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.
Guess who likes vegetables now?
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
Stephen Hawking is a real stand up guy, out-standing performance.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
When does Stephen Hawking cross the road?
When it says "DON'T WALK."
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
The wheelchair rises to the top.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
Why was Stephen Hawking known as lazy?
Because he was always sitting on the job.
No matter how hard I try, I will never be a stand-up comedian.