Whats jokes
What does one piece of toilet paper say to the other?
"I'm wiped!"
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London 😵. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
Me: That’s a good WAVE.
Friend: I SEA it.
Wave: Doesn't break for us to surf on.
Me: I was SHORE it would be good.
Friend: I SEA what you did there.
What does your girl do to me? She sucks me off.
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!