Whats jokes
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
Memes
haha this is so funny
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What did the Brit say to the American?
Well here comes fascism.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
What did the constipated bum say to the other bum?
Piss don't s**t on me!