Whats jokes
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.
What's a dead person's favorite sentence?
"I made it."
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
If you were driving when all of a sudden a young kid and an old man run right in front of you, what do you hit?
The brakes, you sick bastard.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
Me: What's the difference between me and my grandpa?
Friends: What?
Me: I've been alive for the past 14 years.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
Titanic walks into a bar. Britannic: "What would you like to drink?" Titanic: "An iceberg."
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
What do you call two Mexicans in a sleeping bag?
A Twix.