Whats jokes
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
What do you call a traffic light that tells you, "Don't look, I am changing!"
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers?
Suicide Squad.
Memes
no face haha
What do you call a Democrat that is a progressive?
A Democrat that lost in a presidential election.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.