What’s the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn’t beat cancer.
Whats Jokes
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
What do you call a crappy circumcision?
A rip-off.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!!! LOL XD XD XD
What do you call James, James?
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?
Dam.
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
