Whats jokes
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What's bad? A nut allergy.
Memes
WHAT ARE YOU??
What did the toilet paper say when he got stuck in a crack on the side walk?
"I got stuck in a butt crack!"
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant lady?
Answer: You can unscrew a lightbulb, but you can’t unscrew a lady.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
What do you call a train that stalls?
The little engine that couldn't!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a kid?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!