Whats jokes
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
What is a group of depressed kids called? They are called the "Suicide Squad."
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's a man's favorite thing that starts with "m" and ends with "arriage?"
Miscarriage.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
If you ever get mad, just punch an orphan. What are they supposed to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call your sister if she only has one leg?
Ei-lean.