Whats jokes
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Memes
What # are you? Im 7
Q: What did the fetus say to the tongs?
A: See you on the flip side.
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
A teacher says, "What comes before 47?" Quiet kid: "AK!"
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
What happens when a cow masturbates?
Beef jerky.
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
What was I saying again?
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? đź’©