Whats jokes
What's the difference between an orphan's life and a knife?
A knife has a point.
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
What's Barack Obama's favorite vegetable? It's Barack-olli.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
A bear walks into a bar and asks the barkeep, "Can I have a grilled . . . cheese?"
The barkeep asks the bear, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "Well, I'm a bear."
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Names......
What's worse than 5 babies tied to 5 trees?
1 baby tied to 5 trees.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute?
You can get on with a prostitute!
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
What did Queen Lettuce say to her greens?
Lettuce eat Brussels!
What's yellow and can't swim but screams when it goes under?
A school bus full of kids.
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
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I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama, can I give my spare money to him? 🤗 And my mum says yes, so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE, while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS. We go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs.
Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.