Whats jokes
What's a depressed person's favorite drink? A dipresso espresso.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say when you leave?
"Thanks for coming. Hope you come again soon."
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
i dont think that memes are what you think it memes
What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control?
An edgelord.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
What do you get when you cross a vegan and a burger fry-cook?
A shitty plant-based patty.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
What's the POINT in stabbing people?
HAHAHA
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana’s head before she died?
The steering wheel.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
What do you call an emo a cappella group?
Self harmony.
A man was sitting in the restaurant and ordered a whole buffet. He is visited by an oracle. Apollo says, "If you eat that buffet, everyone you love will die."
"Up yours," the man said, "What are they going to die of, famine?"
Moments later, there was an incident that took place in the restaurant. Everyone literally died. It turned out the restaurant had a B-. I said, "Is that really a thing groaning on the hospital?"
The doctor said, "Know that is your condition, you have hepatitis B-."
"What the FU***** SH**"
Apollo is sitting in Mount Olympus, dying also in laughter.
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!