Whats jokes
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
My wife asked me to get her a puppy. I agreed and went to an animal shelter. As I was searching for a puppy, a fire was set, and the entire animal shelter burned down.
A few hours later, I returned to my wife. She knew I had no puppies and asked why. I replied, "I couldn't find any." She understood but was upset, so I gave her something that I did get. She said, "Wow! This is good, what smokehouse did you get this at?"
What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
Memes
ur face
My priest asked if anyone had any questions or anything interesting they wanted to say.
So I raised my hand, he said why don’t you tell everyone what you have to say.
In front of the whole church I said I did not know Jesus Christ was the first scarecrow.
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
Teacher: Your bag is heavy, what's in there?
The quiet kid: AK-47.
What is an orphan's hated movie line?
E.T. phone home.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic.