What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
Whats Jokes
What did the mechanic say to the other mechanic when he broke the car?
"How will we wrench ourselves out of this?"
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food?
His left shoulder.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved.
Did you sea what I did there?
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse?
I don't eat the fruit.
What do you call a clock on a belt?
A waist of time.
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
What’s the difference a hooker an a drug dealer...?? A hooker can wash her crack an resell it.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
What do cows like to watch? Moovies.
What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?
A meringue-atang.
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
