Whats jokes

What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?

An investigator.

If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What does BLM stand for?

Biden loves millennials.

What is the difference between anal and oral sex?

Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.

Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!

What do you call a guy on fire in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

What is the definition of Endless Love?

Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!

J0K35 (me): So I heard China recently released a snack.

Guy: Oh, what is it?

J0K35: They call it the Asian Raisin.

Guy: Isn't that what RiceGum was when he released Frick da police?

What makes a skeleton laugh?

When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!

Heh.

What do you call a Mexican without a car?

Carlos.

The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.

Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.

What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.

What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.

What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?

Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.

How does the sea say hello?

It WAVES you.

SEA what I did there?

I'm SHORE you saw it.

Don't be SALTY!

What kind of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.

What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can't tuna fish.

If an athlete gets athlete's foot... What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!

What's got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman?

Christopher Reeve's horse.

A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.

"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Q: What did the butt say to the face?

A: It farted!