Whats jokes

What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.

What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?

You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?

The first airplane.

What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?

Stephen Hawking.

What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.

What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?

The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals.

What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.

What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

A special interest group.

What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.

What do planets like to read? Comet books!

A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."

A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."

<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*

Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."

What's worse than depression & suicide?

Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.

Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A Doberman in a playground.

You know what me and my spine both have in common? We are both not straight.

Son: Dad, am I adopted?

Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center, do you really think I would pick you?

What's the difference between Jesus and the baby I have in my basement?

Jesus died a virgin.

What do you call an Asian prostitute?

Suck Mi Dong.

What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A Double Manhattan.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.