what would MLK junior be if he was white.........alive
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
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What is an alien's favourite chocolate? A mars bar
To all you who can't understand using jokes as coping mechanism... you know what i will ask of you:)
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand? Breakfast in bed!
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminist can change anything
What's the best part about a dead prostitute.
The second hour is free
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retain some value after getting wrecked
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
