Whats jokes
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What's 2+2?
4.
What is the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
What do a moose and a triceratops have in common?
Both have noses.
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
What is Jack Frost's favorite mode of transport?
A Tri-cycle.
What is the difference between an American and an orphan?
They don't have a home to get their guns.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her?
They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
What do you call an orphan?
A bootysnagger45.
What is a dog that is Christmas?
A Christmas tree dog!
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
What is the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?
Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"