Whats jokes
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.