Whats jokes
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.
What types of erections do skeletons have? Boners.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
What do you have your head up your a-
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common? They both can’t hear their parents.
Why can’t an orphan go to Family Dollar? They don’t have a family.
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up, you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.