Whats jokes

What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?

The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.

What is black and white and is dead?

My Chemical Romance.

What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.

What's a rapper's favorite insect?

Rhy-mosquito.

What is black and blue and really hates sex? The six-year-old in my basement.

What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.

What is a pirate's favorite letter? A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.

Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?

Dumb kid: The W???

What's black and found on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

What do you call a bacon from Chernobyl?

Technoblade!

What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?

One is a snack cracker.

The other, a crack snacker.

What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores?...

There is always a kitchen in the back.

What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?

Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.

What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?

Da Bomb.

What is the worst Just Dance game? Just Dance 3.

What did one hurricane say to the other?

"I got my EYE on you!"

What's the best thing about dead baby jokes? They never grow old.

My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.

No, they will be wondering what I look like.

What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.