Whats jokes
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
A special quote:
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!
What is big, annoying, and full of blubber?
90% of America's population.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What do you call a Mexican who lost their car?
Carlos.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
Angela: Kris, I just met the nicest, sweetest guy ever.
Kristie: Who is he and what is his name?
Angela: His name is Kevin.
Kristie: Kevin? I remember him. He said he had to go to Italy for a meeting, never seen him after that. What the hell is Kevin doing here?
Angela: I don't know.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What do you call the girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What is the only video game to be ever made in Africa?
Where's My Water?