Whats jokes

What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?

"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.

What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?

A foreign exchange student.

What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?

The Jap trap.

What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?

The Chinese kid has a home.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support its family.

Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"

What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?

One is allowed in the house.

What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?

Dying alone.

What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?

Don't get carried away!

What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?

It becomes a flee market.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.

What is Mario's favorite website?

- Yahoo!

What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?

Reading her rights!

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?

At least gorillas don't abort their own.

What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?

People jumped off a building to escape it.

What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"

What is similar between Hitler and Trump?

They both want to keep races out.

Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.

Like if you laugh.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.