Whats jokes
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What is the difference between a tree and when I walk home at night?
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
Wife: Honey, I love you.
Husband: I love you all.
Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What's 2+2?
4.
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...