Whats jokes
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
Memes
Diddy Wins. What's the next tournament?
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
If you punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What kind of file turns a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?
A pedophile.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What's Technoblade's actual Zodiac Sign?
Cancer!
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 year olds?
There's 20 of them.
What do you call an emo dating another emo?
The suicide duo.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
The other day while I was going down on my grandma, I thought I tasted a little horse semen and I got to wondering if maybe that’s what killed her!
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.