Whats jokes
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?
The Twin Towers got fucked.
What’s the difference between a Jew and an American? The American makes it out of camp.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What's Michael Jackson got in common with Santa?
They both empty their sacks around children.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
Technoblade says, "Punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?"
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.