Whats jokes
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What can a mouse do?
He clicks.
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
What's worse than one dead baby in a trash can?
One dead baby in ten trash cans.
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
What do you call a wingless fly?
A walk!
Two skeletons meet at the graveyard at noon.
"What the heck are you doing here?"
"I couldn't sleep."
What did the daddy bullet say to his son when he missed the bull and hit something brown and gross?
"That is bull crap!"
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2?
"I think you're overreacting."
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?