Whats jokes

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"

What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.

My husband left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”

I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine? Anyone know what he means?

What do you call a toothless bear?

A gummy bear.

What does Michael Jackson say when he is peeing? "My wa-a-ter falls, I am calling you-hoo-hoo-hoo." The source on this? The accusers and CNN.

What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite song? "The boys are back in town."

Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."

What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.

What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?

Let us prey.

Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?

A. "Pieces of You."

What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?

A seatbelt.

Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.

Sans: I am doing something.

Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?

Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.

Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.

Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)

A man is sitting in a chair. He is talking to the other friend about what they must cherish.

One says he cherishes his family, the other cherishes his parents, and a man comes in, points at the chair and says, “I CHAIRish my Chair” as he pulls up a chair.

What did the poo say to the fart:

You blow me away!

What is black and white?

Probably Mexican history.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A school bus full of kids drowning.

If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:

"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"

Me: "I came home laughing."

Parents: "What's wrong?"

Me: "The teacher asked everyone a question. Luckily, I was the only one who knew."

Parents: "Good for you, Johnny. What was the fantastic question your teacher gave everyone and only you knew?"

Me: "Well, it's kinda complicated, but here it goes."

Parents: "What is it?"

Me: "Who farted?"

What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?

A salad.