Whats jokes
What's the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
Like if you laugh.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"