Whats jokes
What do you call a Deranged Psychotic Woman with a Stupid Hairdo?
Answer: Keri Lake!
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
What kind of videos can't orphans watch?
Family-friendly content.
What would MLK Junior be if he was white?.........Alive.
What da hood calls you when you are the new cult leader
My wife caught me fucking our daughter. I don't know what she found worse: the fact I was fucking our daughter, or that the clinic gave me the fetus.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
What’s kid Among Us?
Sugoma dik!
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What does a transgender call his/her parent?
Transparent.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What is the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's dad?
The boomerang comes back.
What do you call a person whose heart stopped?
Dead.
What is pedophiles' favorite prey: Vegetables?
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
My friend, you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.