Whats jokes
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
What is big, fun, [and] loud?
A school bus 🚌
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
Memes
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down a well?
Screamed till her hands fell off.
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Wife: Honey, I love you.
Husband: I love you all.
Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.