Whats jokes
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Memes
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What did the dad say to the kid?
Nothing, he went to get the milk.
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
What was the most famous skeleton detective in the world? Sherlock Bones!
And the children of Israel wandered round the desert for 40 years, until eventually Moses' wife said, "Are you going to ask for directions, or what?"
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?