Whats jokes
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point?
An AK-46.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
What does an iPhone have that orphans do not?
Home buttons.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
Do you know what you call a bunch of depressed kids?
"Suicide Squad!"
What is an orphan's favorite store? Home Depot.
Someone asked me what the lines on my wrist were from. I answered, "My cat has OCD."
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD