Whats jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
What do you call a Chinese man with one leg? Tie one shoe.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What do the Twin Towers and school have in common?
People jumped off a building to escape it.
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What do an orphan and a homeless person have in common?
They have no one to call "Dad."
What do you call a fat duck?
Donald Duck.
What do Nelson Mandela and Paul Walker have in common?
They both died at 95.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
What is an orphan’s favorite game? Adopt me.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad did not beat cancer.