Whats jokes
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
What bathroom does a trumpet go to?
The brass room...
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What did the bull say when he went to college?
Bison!
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
What time is it? It's time for lunch.
*Quoted by Bubble Guppies*
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. 🏠 It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but I’m going to be at the car 🚘 when I’m at my car. 🚘 What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"
What is the funniest hill in the world called? Hill-arious!