Whats jokes
What's the difference between acne and a priest?
Acne waits until a boy is 13 before it comes onto his face.
What does an emo kid and an apple have in common?
They both are hanging.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
What’s 2 Mexicans playing basketball called?
"Juan on Juan."
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
Memes
what a role model xx
What do you call a wife who knows where her husband is at all times?
A widow.
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!
What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? One alive at the bottom.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.
What did Jim say to Jeff?
"I killed your ham."
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
Q: What do you call a sad soda?
A: Soda-pressing.
What did the kid say to the toilet?
"Did you order a number two because I got one ready for you?"
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.