Whats jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
What are the similarities between apples and emos?
They both hang from trees.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
Doctor: “I have good and bad news.”
Patient: “Give me the good news first.”
Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.”
Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.