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Whats Jokes

Woman

What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?

A woman!

America

What's the difference between America and a flash drive?

One is USA and the other is USB! 😂😂😂

Part

What is the best part of twenty-one year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Roman

What do you call a Roman with a pubic hair in his teeth?

Glad He Ate Her.

Post

The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”

He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”

Pig

Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.

Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?

Class: A cow says, "moo moo."

Teacher: Good.

Teacher: What does a sheep make?

Class: A sheep says, "baa baaa."

Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?

Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall you black mother fucke*!"

Animal

What do you call an animal with 3 eyes, 2 mouths, 6 noses, and 4 ears?

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  • Baby

    What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?

    My dick while I'm doing it.

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  • Hooker

    What do you call a dead hooker?

    It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.

    9/11

    What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?

    They're both inside jobs.

    Fish

    Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.

    Nun

    What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?

    A nun with a spear through her head!