Whats jokes
What's the difference between a businessman and a businesswoman? Wo!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta.
What grade does Sherlock hit on girls from?
Elementary, my dear Watson!
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
What was Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What were Princess Diana's last words?
Have you been Dri...?
What did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. 😂😂😂
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels!
What's the difference between an orphan and a Chinese kid?
The Chinese kid has a home.
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine? Anyone know what he means?
What to do when you're bored? Punch an orphan in the face. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"
Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.