Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
Whats Jokes
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
What's the difference between a five-year-old and a Democrat?
The five-year-old doesn't expect you to do everything for them.
(Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Shapiro 2020)
What does a grape do if a rhino is about to squash it?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine.
Director: Hi, we are making a huge cliffhanger in this movie.
Actor: Really? What do I do?
Director: You will play the part of the cliff. (holds up hanging rope)
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
What type of bees give milk?
Boob-bees.
