Whats jokes
What do you call a tamal that's in a bed?
Tamaleto.
A disabled man stands up.
A blind man says, "You can stand?"
A deaf man says, "You can see?"
A mute person says, "You can hear?"
The disabled man says, "You can talk!"
Doctor: "What the actual f**k"
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
Memes
what up
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
What are American schools?
Shooting ranges.
I was making holy water, and my girlfriend walked in, saying, "What are you doing?"
I said, "Making holy water."
She said, "How are you making holy water?"
I'm boiling the hell out of it.
What’s a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
What did one mountain climber say to the other mountain climber?
Man, you are really on edge.
What do you call an Indian man stuck in a tree?
A leaf.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.