Whats jokes
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
What do you call a mom that is yours?
Your mom!
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?
Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.
Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
What do you call a PEIS?
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What's a goat's favorite video game?
Mario Goat Cart!