Whats jokes
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me, repeating a year.
Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you?
Then there is me: My life.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
Q: You have problems, I think your disease is BOOFA.
Q: What boofa?
A: Boofa deez nuts in yo mouth!
Q: What is a baby's favorite reptile?
A: A rattlesnake.
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
What did the funny bone say to the skin?
"You're not humerus, I am!"
What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
When you're mad, you might as well just punch an orphan because what can they do, tell their parents?
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
What do you do to a pregnant lady on a step?
Push 'em.
What do lawyers wear to court?
Lawsuits.
Doctor: I have bad news and really bad news.
Patient: What's the bad news?
Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What's the really bad news?
Doctor: I forgot to tell you yesterday.
Q. What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name! 😂
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
What do chickens play in the pool? Marco Polo.
What's the difference between an orphan and a vegetable?
The vegetable gets picked.
What makes a child an orphan?
Their parents left them for good. :D
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.