Whats jokes
Hey.
Girl: Hey.
Damn, I forgot my spray bottle.
Girl: What?
It says "spray on flat surfaces."
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What do Americans call high school?
Shooting range.
Doctor: “I have good and bad news.”
Patient: “Give me the good news first.”
Doctor: “Your test results are back and you have only two days to live.”
Patient: “That’s the good news? What’s the bad news?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you for two days.”
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
What takes 10 seconds to go SLPAT! on the ground?
9/11 victim!
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and the kid I kidnapped?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
What’s 8 inches and women scream when they see it?
A puppy, you dirty monkey!
What is the difference between a normal kid and an orphan?
A normal kid has a family.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.
What is the true meaning of Christmas?
Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.