Whats jokes
What did the talking rope say to the man?
"Just hang in there."
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Seems very long. You won't remember the telephone number...
I remember it like this from school days in Ireland.
Dolly Parton is shopping for a new bra. A lady says, "Your size is 69." Dolly says, "No way, that's too too too (222) big." So she goes to the doctor. "Doc, I need something to make my boobs smaller." "Here, take (51) pills for 6 days (x6)," and so she did. Days later, she ran back to the doc, "Jesus Christ doctor, look what happened. I'm BOOBLESS!" 55378008 upside down.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
jim please
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
My Dad said he got me from the shops, and I remembered what Grandpa said about him.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Same time next month?
What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
What does a pickle look like a p*nis?
What the hehehehehehe?
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
What's black and yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of orphans.
What is a redneck's favorite sock?
A red sock.
What do you get when you cross a stick and a dog? A run away joke...
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.