Whats jokes
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
My husband left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what he's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One weighs a ton, and the other is a little lighter!"
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
What do fish smoke? A puffer.