Whats jokes
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
I saw a little boy sitting on a curb wearing rags.
I said: "Aww, are you an orphan?"
And he responded with "Yeah. What gave me away?"
And I said: "Your parents."
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
What's an orphan's favorite toy? A boomerang, because it comes back.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
Sonic says, "Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What's worse than a dead baby?
A pile of dead babies.
What's worse than that?
One's alive at the bottom.
What's even worse than THAT?
It eats it's way out.
Wait it gets worse...
It goes back for seconds.
Just one more I swear...
It fucks one of it's siblings at the bottom.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?