What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
Whats Jokes
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a horse?
An animal abuse warrant.
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
What's funnier than 24? 25!
What do you call a cow who walks on two legs?
Lean beef.
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
What starts with F and ends with uck? Firetruck, what were you thinking?
"What did one wall say to the other?"
"I'll meet you at the corner!"
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
