Whats jokes
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
What is found under Michael Jackson's pillow?
Billie's jeans.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Memes
Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?
"That driving backwards, it creeping me out, you're gonna wreck or something." - Lightning McQueen.
Because that is what could have saved Titanic, and it wrecked.
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Both can't see their parents.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
What do Ben 10 and a disabled kid have in common? They both slap their wrist.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.