Whats jokes
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What do you call a retard that got hit by a car? Mashed potatoes.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun in a blender.
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
What is an orphan's least favorite show?
"Full House."
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming"
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.