Whats jokes
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows?
Beef stroganoff.
What happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking?
He says, "Oh fuck fuck fuck!"
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
What's black, long and full of seamen?
A submarine.
What did John Cena say to Ray Charles?
Hey, man.
Stick your head up someone's butt. What do you get? A Butthead!
"Get your butt out of my face!"
"Then get your face out of my butt!!!"
I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"
I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What do you call a person with no arms or legs lying face first in a river? Bob.
What do you call two people with no arms or legs standing in front of a window? Curt and Rod.
What do you call emo kids that are depressed... suicide squad?
What is the best type of bath bomb? A toaster.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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