What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
Whats Jokes
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
Me: Wanna play 9/11?
Friend: What's that?
Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
An orphan's parents.
What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?" Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr. Jones's lesson. Mr. Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, "Who are you and why are you late?" The new girl says, "Sir, I'm called Cherry Hill."
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've told her twice.
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
🤔
American Communist Lawyers Union.
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
