Whats jokes

What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D

What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...

Me: Wanna play 9/11?

Friend: What's that?

Me: It's a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

An orphan's parents.

One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr. Jones's class. Mr. Jones asked him, "Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?" Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill." Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr. Jones's lesson. Mr. Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, "Who are you and why are you late?" The new girl says, "Sir, I'm called Cherry Hill."

What did Freddie Mercury use to improve his hearing?

Hearing AIDS.

What do you call a Communist sniper? -- A Marxman.

Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."

What has 50 legs but can't walk?

25 disabled children.

Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"

"Oh honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.

So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" So the sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"

What is a gun that Africa doesn't have? A water gun.

What is red and looks like a zebra?

My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU

There once was a brother and a sister. So, one night, it's storming really bad and the sister goes into the brother's room and asks, "Can I stay with you tonight because I'm scared?" The brother replies with, "Yeah, sure, but just don't tell Mom." So the girl climbs into the bed and looks under the sheets to see the boy's penis and asks, "What's that?" And the boy replies with, "That's my pet snake." And the girl asks, "Can I pet it?" And the boy says, "Sure, just don't tell Mom." And the boy falls asleep and wakes up in a hospital and asks, "What happened?" And the girl said, "I pet the snake but it spit on me so I bit its head off."

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you've told her twice.

What do the initials ACLU stand for?

🤔

American Communist Lawyers Union.

What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.

What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.

What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?

A Mexican't.

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?

Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?

A: One got to finish a race.