Whats jokes
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
Memes
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?
Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Does it cycle now?
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What type of meat do priests eat on Good Friday? Nun.
What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
Kid: "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"