Whats jokes
What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What's the difference between a six-year-old and a submarine?
I've never been inside a submarine.
What’s better than winning a medal at the Paralympics?
Being able to walk.
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
A wife was cleaning her 12-year-old son’s bedroom when she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags. She asked her husband, “What do we do?”
The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
When Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, then says "ho ho ho," say, "Yes, please."
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.