Whats jokes
What’s another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Memes
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?
Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Does it cycle now?
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
What's simultaneously up and down?
A retard on a plane.
Kid: Hey, what’s black and sneaky!
Social studies teacher: Harriet Tubman.
What type of meat do priests eat on Good Friday? Nun.
What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
Kid: "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"