Whats jokes
A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"
The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"
The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"
The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.
When Santa asks you what you want for Christmas, then says "ho ho ho," say, "Yes, please."
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it's not coming anyways.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is!
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
what do you call a white person having a seizure?
a vanilla shake.
What does Madeleine McCann and my old Xbox have in common?
They both died with red rings.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.