Whats jokes
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
What is a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game?
Before the first period.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
What do you call a redneck on fire?
A fire cracker.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
Memes
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?
Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Does it cycle now?
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
What type of meat do priests eat on Good Friday? Nun.
What was the last thing to go through JFK's mind?
A bullet.
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
Kid: "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. "What's in the box?" the priest asks. "Christian kittens," the little girl answers.
Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way.
A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. "Ask her what she has in the box," he says, "It's the cutest thing!"
The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. "Atheist kittens," she says.
The priest rushes forward and says, "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were 'Christian kittens!!!'"
"They were," she says. "Now their eyes are open."