Whats jokes
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
At an school 🏫 what is your school's name?
What do mermaids use to write with?
Sea pens.
What does "the whole pile of poops" mean?
"The whole pile of shits."
Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?
A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
What atom presents TV shows?
David Atombrough.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Ryan: Mother, if you had 10 cookies, and I took 4 away from you, how much do you have?
Mother: I will still have ten cookies, because I will not give any to you.
Ryan: What if I forcefully take 4 cookies away from you?
Mother: I will have 10 cookies and a dead body.
Ryan and his mother had cookies that day. Ryan took all 10 cookies. He was never seen again. R.I.P Ryan.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What is ioooooooo?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
What does lmao launching missiles at orphanage mean?
I don't know, but it's messed up.