Whats jokes
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
What is the favorite drink of a vampire?
bloody mary.
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What can hold anything on the moon? A crater.
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
Do you know Wildee?
What's that?
Will deez nuts fit into your mouth?
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
What did the bread photographer say to the toast? Say, "Toasted cheese!"
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
Shower thought: If everyone had schizophrenia, no one would know we had schizophrenia or know what it is!
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷