Whats jokes
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
What is important?
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
What's green and sticky?
... A stick.
What do you call a peso?
A wetback greenback.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Kat, what? I did. A cat jump over the road because he believes he came flying in the clouds. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah hah! So funniest kitten kitten kitten kidding is my last time of Do you Joooooooooooooooooooooookin?
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I was just lying about the wheels.
If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?