Whats jokes
What do you call a flat cabbage?
A leaf pile.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
What do you call a masculine lesbian who smokes weed?
A stoned butch.
What time is it when you walk walk? Time to trip and fall!
What's the difference between anal and oral sex? An and Or!
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
I can’t marmalade my cock into your mum’s arse.
Dad: What do you call a crazy creeper?
Mom: Shit, I don't know...
Kid: Crrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Dad: That's my boy's!!!
I’m part of the anti anime association, but I’m starting to like anime. What do I do?
And for the joke: What do you call a dog with no back legs and a pair of metal balls? Sparky.
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE). I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed).
I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl[d].
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You better DROP THE BEAT, or I'll drop YOU!"
What is a joke?
In geometry class, the teacher went up to the board and drew a 23-degree angle.
She then drew a 67-degree angle. The class was astonished when the angles started talking! The first one said, "That's a lovely blouse you're wearing," and the second one chimed in, "And I love what you've done with your hair."
The students asked the teacher if she knew what was going on. She sighed and said, "Well, these angles are supposed to be complementary, but I guess they don't know how to spell."