What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog, one jumps in ponds the other leaps over the border. :)
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common: come inside it’s fun inside
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby i have in my basement. Jesus died a virgin
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on juan
A 10y.o. : I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7. A 10y.o. week later: Damn... my life is shitty...
<2y. later> 12y.o. : What is de-pre-ssion? *googles it*
Now 14y.o. : Oh...
What do planets like to read? Comet books!
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
you know what me and my spine both have in common we are both not straight
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A Doberman in a playground.
Son: Dad am I adopted? Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center do you really think I would pick u?
What's the best part about haveing sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them
what happens when a emo kid loses a kahoot he gets a 25 kill streak
What’s the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn’t enjoy giving physicals
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk? -- In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What has 50 legs but cant walk??
25 disabled children
