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What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?

Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.

What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?

A blender.

What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.

Q: What's stronger than family?

A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.

My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.

They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love.

I had to pay a hooker for twelve hours work.

... I felt nothing, but it was nice, being with someone who felt the same.

What do you call an expert fisherman?

A "MASTER-BAITER".

what is the fastest country? iran.

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?

What did the kid with leukemia watch last night? Finding Chemo.

What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?

Honey, I'm home!

What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?

A self-fie.

What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.

What's a similarity between a broken lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

They're both accidents.

What do you call a depressed person?

Me.

What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.

What do lesbians do when they have a problem? They finger it out.

Friend: Did your tattoos hurt?

Me: Nah, not really.

Friend: What did they feel like?

Me: 7th grade.

Friend: 😶😶😨😰😰😰😨

What's harder than steel?

Michel Jackson in an orphanage.