Whats jokes
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
What do you call fake noodles? Impasta!
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
What did the orphan say to his mom?
Where are you?
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
What is your car's name?
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
Little Johnny walked into class with a black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have a black eye?"
Johnny said, "Well, me and my parents have to share a bed, and my dad asked me if I was asleep and I said no, so he smacked me."
The teacher said, "Well tonight, don't say anything."
The next day, Johnny walked in with another black eye, and the teacher said, "Why do you have another black eye?" Little Johnny said, "Well, last night, I did what you said and didn't say anything when my dad asked me if I was asleep. A few minutes later, my dad said he was coming, and my mom said she was coming too. They usually don't go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me, I'm coming too.'"
What is the Mexican police number?
9 Juan Juan.
What’s a ghost’s favorite type of pants?
BOO-TY JEANS!
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"