Whats jokes
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've told her twice.
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
🤔
American Communist Lawyers Union.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
Memes
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love.
I had to pay a hooker for twelve hours work.
... I felt nothing, but it was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
what is the fastest country? iran.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
What did the kid with leukemia watch last night? Finding Chemo.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What's a similarity between a broken lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
They're both accidents.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.