Whats

Whats jokes

Relationship

My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.

Memes

Depression

They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love.

I had to pay a hooker for twelve hours work.

... I felt nothing, but it was nice, being with someone who felt the same.

Swimming Pool

Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?

A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.

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  • Sex

    What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?

    Honey, I'm home!

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  • Orphan

    What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?

    A self-fie.

    Hypocrisy

    A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's F-king cooking show!

    Husband: "Stop watching that f-king sh*t! You can't cook to save your life!"

    Wife: "So what?! You watch porn, don't you?!"

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  • Pregnant woman

    What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

    You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.

    What's a similarity between a broken lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

    They're both accidents.

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  • Movie

    What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common?

    Icy dead people.

    Orphan

    What do blind kids and orphans have in common?

    Neither can see their parents.

    Onion

    What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?

    I cry peeling onions!