Whats jokes
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
What did the kid with leukemia watch last night? Finding Chemo.
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
🤔
American Communist Lawyers Union.
.o.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What planet did Hitler hate the most?
Jewpiter.
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
what is the fastest country? iran.
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love.
I had to pay a hooker for twelve hours work.
... I felt nothing, but it was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What's a similarity between a broken lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
They're both accidents.
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.