Whats jokes
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you've told her twice.
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
🤔
American Communist Lawyers Union.
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
Memes
Q: What's stronger than family?
A: Whatever tree Paul Walker hit.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
what is the fastest country? iran.
What do you call an expert fisherman?
A "MASTER-BAITER".
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love.
I had to pay a hooker for twelve hours work.
... I felt nothing, but it was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
What did the kid with leukemia watch last night? Finding Chemo.
What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
What's a similarity between a broken lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
They're both accidents.
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a depressed person?
Me.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest.