Big City Greens jokes

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?

A pool table.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Shrek and the Hulk became politicians.

And they created The Green Party.