Big City Greens jokes

What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.

An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."

Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."

Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"

Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?

A pool table.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.