Big City Greens jokes

What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?

A frog in a blender.

What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?

A pool table.

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.