Whats

Whats Jokes

School

Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."

My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"

Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"

Woman

What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.

Pornstar

What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?

One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."

Refrigerator

What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

App

Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.

Orphan

What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?

They both will die alone.

Orphan

What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.