What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call 6 gay men in WW2?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
What do you call a piece of paper? A piece of paper.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."