Whats jokes
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
What is a gay school boy's favorite grade?
D+.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call a country who needs another race just to be the best country in sports?
America.
Memes
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Suck a big dick.
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
What do you call a fat woman that prays?
A holy cow.
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
What did a fat cow give you?
Homework.