Whats jokes
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
When me and my friend went to the market, my friend tried to scan my arm, and I asked her what she was doing. She answered, "Oh, I had to buy you so I don't steal you."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
What's the same thing between milk and a kid with cancer?
They both have an expiry date.
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
Once there were three Indians. Two were smart and one was... not so smart.
One day, the first smart Indian went out hunting. He came back with a dead deer. The not so smart Indian asks "How'd you do it?"
The smart one replies, "I followed the deer tracks, shot the deer, and brought it home."
The next day, the next smart Indian goes out. He comes back with a dead bear. The not so smart Indian asks once again "How'd you do it?"
The smart one replies, "I followed the bear tracks, shot the bear, and brought it home."
Finally, it's now the not so smart Indian's turn to go hunt. Multiple hours had passed since he left. The smart Indians go out to search for him. They finally find him, bloodied and on the verge of dying. The smart Indians exclaimed "WHAT HAPPENED!"
The not so smart Indian replies,
"Well I... I followed the train tracks, an... and shot th- the train... bu- but it kept going..."
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What is the biggest fear of firefighters?
Burnout at work.
What do you call a blind German?
A notsee.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!