Whats jokes
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What did they find in Paul Walker's glovebox?
His head and shoulders.
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
What do you have your head up your a-
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?
With a pitchfork.
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter.
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What do you call a scared octopus?
An octopussy.