Whats jokes
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
What's got 9 arms and sucks?
Def Leppard.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
Memes
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
What do you call it when a caveman does a fart?
A blast from the past!
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
Imagine this: You're at math class. The teacher asks you, "What's 11 * 11?" You say, "120." The teacher says, "Wrong!" You say, "How off was I?" The teacher says, "1."
Me rn: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHERES THE RAGE TABLE or something like that.
What is a redneck virgin?
Answer: A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
What do u call a Chinese man with one leg?
Tie-wan-sho.
What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.