Whats jokes
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch?
You don’t need consent.
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
What does a cat say when it's angry?
- Stop stressing meowt!
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.
Me: (Tim) What's wrong?
Him: Wha...
Me: Are you inTIMidated?
What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?
With a pitchfork.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
What's the difference between dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."