What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Whats Jokes
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
What was going through the heads of people in Manhattan witnessing 9/11?
Tower 1...
What do cannibals call a wheelchair user?
"Uber Eats."
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
Me: I am the second worst thing that happened to these orphans.
Friend: What was the first?
Me: They- they weren't always orphans.
Friend: O-O
What's better, a woman or a man?
Neither, for I am WHITE.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
What happens when skeletons score points in a game?
They get a bone-us.
Why does the orphan not buy milk?
That's what their parents are doing.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
A cow with no front legs walking around?
Beef stroganoff.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy?
Sit down comedy.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms and no legs?
Matt!
