Whats jokes

What do you call a bald person on fire?

A fried egg.

What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?

E.T. can actually call home.

What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?

At least the mountain has two hills.

What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...

Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What do super fancy music conductors wear?

A Louis baton.

What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?

If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

My friend asks me what does "idk" mean. I said, "I dion't know." My friend says, "You mean I don't know." I said, "That's what I said!"

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? They were only two.

What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?

A baby with forks in its eyes.

Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

What does Diana stand for?

Died In A Nasty Accident.

I forgot you can't make depression jokes outside of Twitter, lmao. My coworker was like, "You ready for this year to be over?"

I was like, "I'm ready for this life to be over." He was like, "Bro, what?"

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.

What does an Emo do with his friends?

Literally hanging out.

"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.

"T," said the blonde.

What do you call a rich orphan?

Batman.