Whats jokes
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
A special quote:
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What do you call a short fortune-teller that escaped from jail?
A small medium at large.
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold!
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"