Whats jokes
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."