Whats jokes
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A Gaelic
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W.
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
What does McDonald's and priests have in common?
They put their meat inside 10 year olds.
What's the difference between a McDonald's and the Twin Towers?
McDonald's has a drive-thru.
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?
Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What happens when you have dry elbows at work?
You don't have any elbow grease to put into it.
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
What is the most favorite coffee brand of feminists? Taster's Choice!