Whats jokes
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
"I hear you asking, 'What's your favorite instrument?' The Trombone."
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What do you call a midget that waves at you?
A microwave.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What's the difference between the Grand Canyon and a blonde?
The Grand Canyon is a busy ditch.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.