Whats jokes
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What's a woodpecker's favorite kind of jokes?
Knock knock ones.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
What instruments do skeletons like to play?
Trombones.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What's the difference between a guy and a woman? They fall from different heights.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.