Whats jokes
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? "HDMI."
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.