Whats jokes
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.
What do you call a Jedi teacher who lives in a forest?
Obi-Wan Canopy
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.