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What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.
What do Indian and Jewish people have in common?
They both avoid the showers at all times.
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
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Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered burgers, but what they got was plane.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.
Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
What’s an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
What did the pedophile say when he got out of prison? I feel like a kid again.
What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!
Guys, I know this is kinda weird, but everyone who wants to... Put your name and your age in the comment section. Not address though because that would not be good for creepers... Lol I am Lucy and I am 15 years old. What about you guys? :D
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that's just been raped.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.