Whats jokes
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
"What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?"
"Claustrophobic!"
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
What do you call a person that is both Black and Hispanic and was born on Wednesday? Miérkoolaids.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
If you’re American when you go in the bathroom...
... and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you call a group of emos? The suicide squad.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
What’s similar between a pregnant 12 year old and the fetus inside of her?
They’re both thinking, “Oh, shit, my mum’s gonna kill me!”
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"