Whats jokes
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.
What is a Jamaican's idea of a balanced diet?
A joint in each hand.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The ten minutes of silence.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Getting them back in the wheelchair
What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.
What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?
A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?
Shoot kids in them ;)
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex?
One makes your whole day and one makes your hole weak.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?..
Hot Wheels.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."