Whats jokes

What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?

"Yo, chill!"

What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?

Malaysia Flight 370.

What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?

A cypher circle.

What's the difference between your new girlfriend and a tornado? At first, there is a lot of blowing, and then your house will be gone.

What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.

What does a pregnant slave and a "pay less" sale have in common?

Buy one, get one free.

What do you get when you cross cow DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What does Can do after eating its vegetables?

Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.

What’s the difference between Texas and Flint, Michigan?

Nothing; no one cares how much lead is in the kids.

A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...

I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"

What song does Kobe Bryant hate?

"Rocky Mountain High."

What’s one thing women need to know nowadays?

Their place.

What did God say when he made the first black man?

"Crap, I burnt one!"

What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?

The sound when they hit the windshield.

What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?

Getting her husband's voice just right.

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

Cotton waiting to be picked.

What is the darkest month?

Black History Month.

What’s a priest's favorite sport?

Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.

What is the difference between a black man and Jew?

One was born burnt.

What’s the difference between Mexicans and stoners?

Stoners have papers.