Whats jokes
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
What do you call it when orphans take a family photo? A selfie!
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
What does a house wear? Address.
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
What do you call Canadian weed? Canadabis.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
A: What's the difference between a toilet and a washing basin?
B: I don't know.
A: Then I guess your house looks beautiful...
B: ...
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.