Whats jokes
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick!
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
What’s a foot on one end, a foot on the other end, and a foot in the middle?
A meter stick.
What is a cow?
What’s the difference between 69 and a family reunion?
You only see one asshole in 69.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.