Whats jokes
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh f-i-s-h (and the eye).
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A waist of time!
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
Doctor, what is wrong with me?
You will never be able to walk again. It ain't like with me on the field it would make the Miami Dolphins any better.