Whats jokes
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
What do you call a pointless pencil? Never mind, it’s so pointless.
What chicken crossed the road? The donkey of the moneys.
Moon Knight is awesome
What do you call a cow that no one likes? The mooser.
What did the math book say to the guidance counselor?
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
What is fun? Everyone.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
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What's the joke?
I said it already!
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.