Whats jokes
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
What is the best time!? 6:22 a.m.
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
Why can't orphans play poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
A guy goes in to get some tests done. The doctor comes out and says, "I got good news and bad news." The guy says, "Ok, let's get the bad news out of the way." The doctor says, "The tests came back positive. You got two weeks to live." The guy says, "Oh My God!! Then what the hell is the good news?" Doctor says "You see that nurse over there, the one with the big tits? I'm screwin' her."
What did the white baby say to his Chinese parents?
"Two wongs don’t make a white."
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
What's the best thing about Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.
Orphans bake bread with what kind of flour?
Self-raising.
Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make a loud noise when thrown.
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.