Whats jokes
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
What do me and a blind person have in common after I look at Alfie's mum?
We're both blind.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What do you do if your dick is smoking?
Get your mum to lick it.
What do you call a priest that likes juice?
A Capriest Sun.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Me: Truth or dare?
Crush: Dare.
Me: I dare you to give me your phone number.
Crush: Umm nevermind, truth.
Me: Ok, what is your phone number?
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
What does WTC stand for?
"What Trade Centre?"
What’s the best part of fucking Noor’s vulva (btw Noor is black)? If my dick is right beside Mara’s vulva (btw Mara’s white and so am I).
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.