Whats jokes
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
When I bring someone breakfast in bed, I want to hear a thank you. And no, “What are you doing in my house?”
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?
He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.
Memes
What a catch
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke.
What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
What is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?
A hypoteNUSE!
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
What do you white people use as pronouns?
Crack/her.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"