Whats jokes
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
What show do orphans hate?
"American Dad."
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
What do sloths and depressed people have in common?
They both hang from the tree.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
What type of pictures do orphans take?
Selfies.
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice? H2O cubed.
How on God's green earth does my boyfriend have a phone?
JK WE NEED TO TALK ILL TYPE THE SECRET CODE (YOU'LL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.) GREEN PUSSY CAT LIKES BANNANS.
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."