Whats jokes
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Moas didn't even know that existed!
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.
I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."
A special quote:
What’s long, brown, and sticky? A stick!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
What is it called when two Mexicans play basketball?
Juan on Juan.
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
What is hard to find but easy to make?
An orphan.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
What do phones and orphans have in common?
They selfie! (It's because they don't have parents.)
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait/A selfie.