Whats jokes

Q. What's red and pink and spins around really fast? A. A baby in a blender.

Your mom has quite the mouth on her.

As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜

What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.

What do nail polish and panties have in common?

Both come off with alcohol.

What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?

Fruit Loops.

What’s 9 inches long and makes my girlfriend scream?

One inch and put it in her. Her miscarriage.

What did the sushi say to the bee?

Wa sa Bee.

I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"

What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?

A biplane.

What do you call a paraplegic stuck in a tower?

In trouble!

What's a kidnapper's favorite shoe? White vans.

What’s worse than spiders on your piano?

Craps on your organ.

What does Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both come while you’re asleep.

What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?

Sandy Hook survivor.

Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?

That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.

What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?

Answer: a Carnivwhore.

What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?

Fall Guys.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw in some laundry...

What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.

What did the beat say to the rapper?

"Drop it like it's HOT!"