Whats jokes
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right?
Answer: Your right elbow.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
Me: Yo wanna play 9/11?
My Friend: What’s that?
Me: It’s a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
What is a kidnapper's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What is a cow?
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do you say to your pony when it's being wild?
Stop horsing around!
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.