Whats jokes

Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?

Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"

What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics.

What is Spiderman's favorite rice?

Uncle Ben's.

What's the worst possible thing to be playing during the funeral of a bridge-collapse victim?

Fall Guys.

What does broccoli and sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.

What's the difference between a salad and a baby? People don't usually scream when you shake around a salad.

What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?

They always getting hit.

Your mom has quite the mouth on her.

As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜

What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?

Rock and Roll.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite hobby?

Rolling on ice.

What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?

"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"

What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.

What do you think of your mom? I have to go now and tyyyytt.

What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"

How do you know if your sister's on her period?

Your dad's dick tastes funny.

What's worse than fingering your sister?

Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.

Me: What has two legs and bleeds?

Friend: Um, women? Obviously?

Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.

What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?

About 3 years.

What do you call the heterosexual Michael Joseph Jackson?

Jeffrey Epstein.

What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Richard Pryor?

One was burned by Pepsi. The other burned by coke. Richard Pryor married and had kids, and Michael Joseph Jackson molested kids.