Whats jokes
What do you call two Mexicans playing ping pong? Juan on Juan.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
What is a good time?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion.
"What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in your job?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job," replied the Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can become Bishop," said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Bishop, it's possible for me to become an Archbishop," said the Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, beginning to get a bit exasperated, replied, "With some luck and real hard work, maybe I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the right places at the right times and play my political games just right, maybe, just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest. "What do you expect me to become, GOD?"
"Well," said the Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!"
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
What do rapists like to suck?
The life out of their victim.
What was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
A pair of Caesars.
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
What’s an emo's favorite game?
The emo within.
What has 15 arms, 9 legs, 8 heads, and 12 eyeballs?
A mosque after a missile strike.
What has more brains than a student in a school shooting? The wall behind them.
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.