Whats jokes
What did the coal say to the charcoal?
You look pretty coal! 🤣
What's white and sticky?
Toothpaste.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
What do you call an accomplished opera singer with recurring gonorrhea?
Standing ovation!
What does a house wear? Address.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? About 120 pounds. ;D
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
I got in a cage fight.
The hamster didn't know what hit him!
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.