Whats jokes
Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
What did one ghost say to the other?
"Get a life!"
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
What are you willing to write in your notebook? These nuts.
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high.
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What is a monster's favorite place to swim?
Lake Erie!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What's the difference between the Barracuda car and a fish?
The fish can't go fast.