Whats jokes
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
What is a pile of balls?
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
"What did we hit?"
"I don't know, a rock."
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What do orphans, parents, and Nemo have in common?
Neither can be found.
What do you call a deer that has no eyes?
No eye deer.
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!