Whats jokes

What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?

They get a discount at the crematorium.

What’s the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

What type of game is Africa playing at the moment?

The Hunger Games!

What did Ahsan do?

Meow meow.

What made Adam and Eve's marriage perfect?

He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about his Mom's cooking.

What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?

Not too sure. I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between three cocks and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

What did the man who had sex with an Instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?

Driving under the influencer.

What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?

Not sure, I just fly the drone.

What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?

Batman returns.

What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?

A hypoteNUSE!

What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?

You really thought n****r, didn't you?

Q: What's another name for cumming inside a woman?

A: Loading up the dishwasher.

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedophile have in common?

"Are you ready kids?"

What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?

"That is very Wong."

Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?

A. The little girl in my trunk.

What is the easiest way to get into a busy hospital? Try to commit suicide.

(YES I KNOW I SPELLED SCUCIDE WRONG)

What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?

A bowling ball doesn't cry when you put your fingers in it.

What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.

I was digging in my garden when I found this chest of gold coins.

I wanted to run inside to tell my wife what I found, but that's when I remembered why I was digging.