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What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Mickey Mouse? Besides being a disease-carrying rodent, and one a dangerous pedophile, Mickey Mouse can still touch and go near kids.

What's the difference between a normal person's funeral and a person with polio?

The pose!

What does a pedophile call an orphanage?

A supermarket.

Job interview: "What's your greatest weakness?"

"Honesty."

"I don't think honesty is a weakness."

"I don't give a fuck what you think."

What has 2 or 3 hands and is always right twice a day when it is broken?

A clock.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?

Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.

What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?

"Okay, Boomer."

Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?

A. A backroom deal.

What does Michael Jackson like?

Teabags.

What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"

What's a rapper's favorite type of car?

A Rhyme Rover.

What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?

Rhyme-n-Sneakers.

What's the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute will stop screwing you when you run out of money.

What is one dream that Michael Joseph Jackson made come to life? He loved to say: "Somebody's watching me."

Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.

Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?

A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.

Q: What's the difference between a CEO and a beer can?

A: Beer cans don't bleed when they get shot.

I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"

What is better to have, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

what is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?

Kobe got air