Whats jokes
What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?
"Do you want the cameras on or off?"
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A money manager who counts bars.
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
What is the difference between Batman and Black Panther?
Batman returns.
A blind kid was talking to me because he was getting bullied...
I told him, "Just tell them what you see!"
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Crap, I burnt one!"
What’s the difference between a fly and Lady Diana?
The sound when they hit the windshield.
What is the darkest month?
Black History Month.
What’s a priest's favorite sport?
Golf, because most of the holes are less than 18.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What song do you play at a emo kid's funeral?
House of Pain—"Jump Around."
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barber-queue.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Un-bee-lievable!
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.