Whats jokes

What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?

Rhyme-n-Sneakers.

What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"

What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?

"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"

What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?

If a tree could be any animal, what would it be?

Answer: A dog because of its bark lol. 😀

What do you call a blind German?

A Nazi (not see).

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie?

He can’t walkie or talkie.

What does a priest and Christmas tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration.

What is a terrorist's first move in chess?

C4.

What is the difference between your dad and a video game?

Your dad doesn’t beat you.

What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain finished the races.

What do priests give children?

Syphilis.

What do you call a blowjob in Africa?

Breakfast.

What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.

Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.

What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.

What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.

What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?

Strong to the finish.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?

A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.

What's a lesbian's favorite candy?

Licorice.

What does the word circumcise mean?

Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.