Whats jokes
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
My girlfriend’s dog died, so I tried to cheer her up by getting her an identical one. But, unfortunately, it just made her more upset.
She screamed at me, “What am I supposed to do with two dead dogs?”
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie with Batman?
Two family reunions!
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
What fell first, the feather or the depressed kid?
Q: The feather, the depressed kid is still up there.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
Why don’t orphans play poker?
'Cause they don’t know what a full house is.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What did the slaves say when they met their soon-to-be masters?
"Aaah, a ghost!"
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.
What grade is the worst, like if in elementary?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
I saw an ad that said, "By the time this ad is over, two identities would have been stolen." So, I did what I had to do and skipped the ad! You're welcome to the two people's identities I saved!
What relationship status fits an orphan?
Single.
What do you call a dad without a dad joke?
Dead.