Orphans Can't Play Baseball

Listen here, genius, this joke is all about wordplay. "Home" in baseball is a base you gotta touch, right? But for an orphan, "home" means something else entirely—like a family and a place to live. So, the joke is that orphans don't know what "home" is in either sense. And you, with your smooth brain, probably don't know what it's like to understand a joke. Sad!